ISSUE 67 (JUN 07, 2009)

ISSUE 66

NU NOUVEAU - SPECIAL ISSUE

50 Signs You’re Obsessed With Sneakers

Sep 23, 2007 –   – by Rick Kang

22 Comments


  • M W M

    1


    Mad funny! I should do an illustration of my feet after 50 days of the same pair. Vietnam foot yo!

  • Carlendra

    2


    This is sooo true, especially the cleaning toolkit one. I clean my kicks religiously. Gotta stay lookin’ fresh.

    Here’s another one: You know you’re obsessed with sneakers when you’re a law student that rock kicks even when dressed up in a suit, until you ABSOLUTELY have to put on dress shoes.

  • S.Con

    3


    mj actually wore three pairs of non-jordans the other were penny 2’s after the xi’s he was wearing in the playoffs were banned becuase they didnt coordinate with the uniform.

  • bkola

    4


    there should probably be something like…
    “you get mad when you see people wearing fakes sneakers”

    or

    “you laugh inside yourself when u see some one wearing fake kicks”

  • [DANiiELLE]

    5


    yoo…
    ii cought myself readiin tha liist nd noding my head thru tha whole thiing!!!
    my brother was readiing iit w.me nd jus kept sayiin…”damn…thts sadd!!…(but true…)”

  • sneakerjunkie13

    6


    NOW THIS IS TOO TRUE i CAN SAY

  • Jonathan

    7


    funny how true this list is…and “bkola” is right with the fake sneaker thing…just laugh..

  • ______///AloneStilo

    8


    Hey there should be something like: you spend lots of your time surfing the internet for a nice pair you´re after(Happens a lot!!!)…
    You read articles like this one you guys put up & you laugh cause you know its so true… Ah its funny!!!…

  • Dirty

    9


    “You buy your girlfriend nice kicks in a lame attempt to get her into the game (which doesn’t often work).”

    tried it, and yeah it doesnt work, lol.

  • P.J.

    10


    lol…somebody on the street yesterday asked me where i got my shoes from…and i lied

  • zarskee

    11


    this jawns is on the irony tip, i’ve experienced a little over 3/4th of this list.

  • Trewz

    12


    haha nice!

  • dave "Viper" G

    13


    Great Piece!

    I really like how you used “words” to get “inside” the mind of a sneakerpimp…

    I feel obligated, however, to mention Etonics (the “forgotten” sneakers) and how they’ve never gotten enough credit in sneaker history. They were way ahead of their time technology-wise, used forward-thinking materials and unveiled a slew of brilliant designs that appealed to both 1. Math nerds and 2. Rockers/Metalheads.

  • Rick Kang

    14


    And we would be remiss if we also didn’t celebrate the fact that Dominique “the Human Highlight Film” Wilkins once had a signature line of Brooks, which I believe a certain “Viper” also once owned.

    If Dominique had won that infamous Dunk contest between him and Mike in ‘88, who knows? Maybe they’d be constantly reissuing ‘88 Brooks “Dominiques” instead of Jordan IIIs….

    Or maybe not.

  • Jordan Chalifoux

    15


    Stacey Augmon and Wilkins were on that next level shit! Classic NBA highlights until forever!

  • Bibbin

    16


    I knew I was addicted to sneakers when I found myself renting a 12 x 12 storage room (climate controlled, of course) to store my neverending accumulation of sneakers in. I had to create a legend to show where each pair is located. Floor to ceiling being about full in that one, I’m as I type, contemplating a second 12 x 12. Sick? U b the judge.

  • Jordan Chalifoux

    17


    Oh, oh - if Shawn Kemp didn’t turn into an overweight crack-head, the Reebok Kamikaze would be go-crazy on Ebay.

  • Ankur

    18


    i know that i am one of those people

  • Erica aka e.s.g

    19


    Sooo true
    LOL
    luv #10

  • ADOBO ONE

    20


    u forgot to put…

    U KNOW U A SNEAKER HEAD, WHEN WHEN U CARRY A SHANK WHENEVER, CAMPIN’ OUT IN FRONT OF A SNEAKER STORE…

  • ADOBO ONE

    21


    U ALSO, FORGOT…

    U KNOW U A SNEAKER HEAD… WHEN U MEAN MUG, DUDES WHEN THEY, LOOKN AT UR FRESH N FLY KICKS…

  • Keeilah!

    22


    oh my geez !! more than half of this list is true for me…i love my sneakers more than my brother ! (lol)

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