Ace Hardware Store Launches Zombie Preparedness Center

Midwest Ace Hardware Store has taken precautions this October for an impending Zombie attack. Informing customers with a Prepare Center on how to stay safe and keep their brains in tact has created a Zombie backlash, upsetting their undead customers. In response they’ve reached out to the rotting community offering sealants, tape and other products to reduce decay.

Perhaps Ace Hardware should only focus on their costumers with a pulse. Check out the recent Zombie protest at the store.

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